Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Cat Ate Curling Ribbon Still Eating

Need of Mediterranean women


Women, you know, menstruation from 13 to 50 years, more or less. As a child, to become "Miss" and as they grow up, teach the mind to think that letting us, your stuff is a great sign of fertility, health. Why that third row is so dry that even come from, and that other (Lucky you, I would say) has always used just a panty liners and the cycle lasted three days.

Then, after reaching maturity, you're there you start the journey towards the averted perennial anxiety of a pregnancy. Delays, tests, various paranoid about how he puts the condom had a hole or perhaps a manufacturing defect, or just touching a little ' first, the male sperm could travel upstream and fertilize in a flash. Chi-lo-sa. Still, morning-after pills, wandering among doctors who do not want you to prescribe and so on. Probably, from 30-35 years (depending on when you can find a steady job or a billionaire husband) will be there to torture us to hunt for a baby. In between, the contraceptive pill, with its water retention (brutally, cellulite) and headaches and I bloated like a whale and I forget, if I have diarrhea and vomiting I have to wonder if the resume.
The goal is always the menstrual period or, if you search for the stork, the lack of this.

Yesterday my new gynecologist explained to me that menstruation is a requirement of Mediterranean women: up to 50s is menstruating few times a year, or because she was pregnant all the time, or ate very little, or would die soon. Today, in northern Europe, the girls choose the pills by 90 days, since the cycle 4 times a year. We did not. We're here looking for battered us.

Result: my ovaries are stressed.

The dear Martina, a few days ago, I was rightly points out that everything depends on the brain, and the fact that we think we have a more or less near future life by "mothers' complicated, if not impossible, us busting hormones. The power of the mind ... the same one who also made sure that my PMS that lasted exactly 50 days runs out on the bed of the doctor.

I confess, that although he was right to man over 60 years that I explained that "the man with a condom forced the woman to stand behind only his time, denying most of the pleasure," I would say I'm satisfied getting back to back, at least for now, my most holy period. And you can write a blog, in the face of those who still says "you can not take a shower, no bath, a friend of mine is dead", or who calls them "my stuff" or "is indisposed" . E 'blood, which will never be!

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